Absolute Gunner’s Response (email) when asked what their roster was…
Hello kind sirs. Here is the information per your request:
1) Squadron Name: Absolute Gunners
2) Roster: Geraldine Calca, Aged 30 ought years
Christopher John Merrifield, 27 years and still a jester!
Marthalameiu K. McHugh III, the young lad of the pack at 26 and one half pence, oncemorth!
3) We whilst be battling on both days once Diana has put away her bosom, and Apollo has lifted his skirt, the BLWB Battle Royale shallst be launched!
Now if you’ll excuse me I really have to run, I have a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxtable at the Four Seasons in 20 minutes.
